SANTA SAM DELIVERING SERIOUS DISCOUNTS ON XBOX LIVE ARCADE THIS HOLIDAY SEASON
He’s Making a List and Pwning it Twice
The rogue misfits of Croteam, Devolver Digital, and Mastertronic are stepping up their holiday spirit and offering cheer-inducing discounts for all things Serious Sam on Xbox LIVE Arcade this holiday season. Starting now Serious Sam 3: BFE, the Serious Sam 3: Jewel of the Nile DLC pack, and both Serious Sam HD: The First and Second Encounters will all be 50% off for both naughty and nice gamers – just 600 MS Points each!
Both longtime fans of the irreverent shooter series and gamers that have yet to taste the pleasure of over-the-top action will be able to snag the most iconic entries in the franchise for half-off and experience a high-octane alternative to today’s plodding military shooting ranges. Grab a rocket launcher and step out from the cowardice of cover-systems to experience the brutal fun as Serious Sam battles through overwhelming hordes of imaginative monsters and puts the “shoot” back in “first-person shooter.” Gamers will be also be able to crank up the holiday cheer with custom Santa-themed skins in the legendary madness of Serious Sam campaign co-op and a variety of white-knuckle multiplayer versus modes.
While these serious holiday discounts will most likely usher in peace on Earth and possibly even good will toward men, not everyone is pleased with the promotion.
“I’m all for peace on earth and good will toward men but this is ridiculous,” said Fork Parker, noted humbug and CFO of Devolver Digital CFO. “Looks like once again I’ll be sipping unicorn eggnog from my platinum chalice and watch my potential wealth be slashed in half by the marketing department’s penchant for charity.”