THE DEVOLVER DIGITAL STEAM WEEKEND IS UNDERWAY AS COMPANY EXECUTIVE GOES ROGUE
– ForkStarter Launched to Siphon Off Funds from Devolver Digital –
International video game conglomerate Devolver Digital is excited to announce the launch of the fabulously named Devolver Digital Steam Publisher Weekend from November 7th – 11th. Gamers worldwide (probably not in North Korea) can snag games on the Devolver Digital roster at 25% – 85% off during the length of the event on Steam. Consequently, Devolver Digital CFO Fork Parker has announced his newest venture, ForkStarter™, a platform designed strictly to increase the personal wealth of its creator.
“I’m sick and tired of passing the savings onto the consumer,” said CFO Fork Parker. “Let’s make this about me and my increasingly expensive lifestyle,”
ForkStarter™ is an extremely for profit organization created to enrich the lives of independent game developers worldwide Devolver Digital CFO Fork Parker. Through purchasing one or more of the exquisite games below you too can contribute to the phenomenal wealth of Mr. Parker and usher in a new age of extravagant spending and unmitigated opulence the likes of which the video game industry has never seen. Mr. Parker thanks you for your time and invites you to join him on the Twitter as he publicly enjoys the vast fortune you the consumers are about to lay at his feet.
Gamers can visit store.steampowered.com or forkstarter.com to indulge in some of gaming’s finest products at devastatingly low prices. Follow @DevolverDigital and @ForkParker on Twitter to witness firsthand the repercussions of their savings.